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mrgolightly:
From Dlisted.com Posted by Centaurious on Monday, 9/21/2009, 2:08 am:
Tina Fey is an ugly, pear-shaped, bitchy, overrated troll.
Tina Fey’s response:
Dear Centaurious,
First let me say how inspiring it is that you have learned to use a computer. I hate for our correspondence to be confrontational, but you have offended me deeply. To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. I’ll leave it for others to say if I’m the best, but I am certainly one of the most dedicated trolls guarding bridges today. I always ask three questions, at least two of which are riddles. As for “ugly, pear-shaped, and bitchy”? I prefer the terms “offbeat, business class–assed, and exhausted,” but I’ll take what I can get. There’s no such thing as bad press! Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope.
Affectionately, Tina (via)
(via jimmysbitch)
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